Welcome to the Buck House of Fun/June 4th 2012.

Richie - Our village enjoyed a right old royal knees-up to celebrate Her Madge's diamond jubilee, the festivities culminating in a wet union jack t-shirt competition won by the heartily endowed Marcia Braithwaite who emerged Venus-like from the duck pond! But I must say the highlight was watching a re-run of the Marxist, Communist, Pol-Pottist, BBC's excellent jubilee coverage! What genius to have Anneka Rice and Fern Cotton involved in the proceedings! And good old Claire Balding played a blinder navigating all those butch olympic rowers during the boat jamboree! (Ooh er, missus I say!) But let us all thank the good lord Auntie Beeb didn't invite any Daily Mail Right-Wing Windbags to cast a shadow over the wonderful occasion! Can you imagine arch-miserabilists like Mad Mel, Fruity McKenzie, Cruella-de-Jan Moir or yourself, Lord Richie, sitting on the jubilee sofa moaning about all and sundry ? "It's all Gordon Brown's fault blah blah blah..." "Bob Crow is responsible for the rain blah blah blah..." "Labour MP's eat babies blah blah blah..." Three cheers for Her Royal Madgeness I say! Hic Hic! Hooway!