The troops being betrayed by the real enemy within/June 19th 2012.

Richie - Here in the Worcestershire village of Cum-to-Piddle we're preparing for the doctors strike by stocking up on essentials and opening a holistic drop-in centre for sickly residents. Needless to say my dear Thai wife Mrs Bob No 3 is at the forefront of this service and she's been busy brewing up a cauldron of her famous locust, bamboo worm pupae, and papaya ointment which is a fine antidote to most ailments. In fact Dr Singh, our local GP, has already benefitted from this mysterious south east asian goo. Shunned by locals outraged at his million pound a year pension pot, he arrived at his surgery to find graffiti scrawled on the door claiming "Pedos not wanted here" (a sad indictment of our semi literate society, Rich - Dr Singh originally trained as a paediatrician). Looking drawn and miserable Dr Singh was given a jar of Mrs Bob's cream and told to rub some on to his crown to help ward off depression. Instead he smeared it over his front door, removed the graffiti and saved himself a pretty penny in paint stripper! Well done Mrs Bob I say!