Kiss me goodnight, prison warder.../June 8th 2012.

Richie - How right you are to have a hissy fit about diversity targets and effnik wimmin being given jobs! It's an outrage I say! Next thing you know there'll be effnik footy players and effnik doctors and effnik businessmen and wimmin and effnik this and effnik that...Whatever happened to that glorious effnik-free Bwitain we all used to love and cherish, eh Rich ? A place of milk and honey and coppers who'd give you a firm but gentle remonstration round the ear ole if they caught you dogging in a layby ? A glorious empire where effniks knew their place and bowed and curtsied like there was no tomorrow and where murderers were hanged by their scrawny necks, not locked up in a cushy prision to oggle at lush looking effnik wardens! And don't get me started about our dear royal family who were forced - nay, compelled - by the wishy-washy Labour loving liberal elite to clap and sing heartily to effnik singers at the jubilee concert! It's an outrage I say Lord Richie! An outrage! (Hic!)