Trust me, you can't trust this lot with any more powers/June 15th 2012.

Richie - Last night we here in the Worcestershire village of Cum-to-Piddle were alerted that a snooper was on the prowl! The vile creature had been seen ferreting away in private dustbins and peeking through honest folks' windows in a gross intrusion of their privacy! Needless to say, Rich, Old Wob donned his safety goggles and rolled up his copy of the DM for protection and joined the local Neighbourhood Watch squad to hunt the critter down! We nabbed him sniffing around a discarded pair of Marcia Braithwaite's smalls. "Are you a public-sector jobsworth sent by the unelected Coagulation government to interfere in the lives of hard working taxpayers ?" we asked. The poor chap quivered and said no, he was merely a journalist for a major news organisation seeking material for tomorrow's front page. Well, Rich, how we laughed! What a misunderstanding! we said and took him to the snug for a merry evening of red-blooded banter about the bloated public sector and La Lopez's lush derriere!