Olympic Gold - Win one, Get one free.../August 21st 2012.

Richie - How good it is to see you back to normal after last week's disaster about Assange! You certainly did get into a tangle on that one, eh Rich ? I said to Mrs Bob: "I hope Lord Littlewon treats us to one of his regular 6th form hissy fits about wheelie bins or Baby Eater Bob Crow instead of trying to master complex intellectual conundrums such as the nature of free speech!" We regulars also discussed, at great length in the snug, which Olympians should be honoured by Her Madge. Top Olympic totty Jess Ennis is a cert, as is Lord Wiggins for his contribution to aesthetically hand-crafted sideburns alone. But the biggest gong should go to Mohammad Farah, our greatest living Englishman! Surely Mo will have a special title created - Extraordinary Muslim Hero of Great Britain and the Commonwealth would suffice! And what a fine multicultural example to our kids Mo will be, draped in ermine and gold atop the Team GB bus singing Allah's praises, the whole country united in its respect and goodwill....Richie ? Richie ? You there Rich ?