Slippery Uncle Sam spawned the vultures of Blame Direct/July 6th 2012.

Richie - Old Wob and Mrs Bob number 3 have just returned from a seven day trade jolly to the people's Republic of North Korea! Following our own beloved PM's diktat to seek out new markets a group of local business types decided to explore opportunities in the famously secretive state. I must say, Rich, it's an apalling place. Run by an arrogant, wealthy elite, ordinary folk subsist on welfare handouts amid stringent cuts to front line services. They're kept in place by an oppressive police and snooper apparatus that thinks nothing of shooting innocent bystanders on the underground or baton charging newspaper sellers to death on the streets of the capital. The media, of course, toes the party line and the star columnist, Wing-Sop Kimojohn, writes article after article about vile prozzies and baby-eating union leaders. Unfortunately the North Koreans weren't keen on doing much business, although Marcia Braithwaite's poodle parlour attracted their interest - but it all ended in tears when they asked for a sample to eat with their mid-day broth and noodles! Mad I say!