Postcard to MPs: Wish You Weren't Here!/July 27th 2012.

Richie - Old Wob and Mrs Bob No 3 are recovering from Sir Danny Boyle's wonderous 2012 Olympic opening ceremony! What a visual and spiritual feast it was, Rich - a show that truly made you proud to be British I say! The manner in which it charted our nation's development from rural socialist idyll to industrial capitalist madhouse was breathtaking! Lord Boyle's inspired defence of our beloved socialist NHS should be a warning to all those Right Wing windbags who want to flog off our hospitals to the highest bidder. And having the Queen, the UK's most celebrated public sector worker, make her acting debut in a Bond skit was pure genius! So well done to all who contributed to this socialist, multi-cultural extravaganza I say! The only thing that was missing was a section about wheelie-bins, troughing bankers and corrupt journos. In fact, stringing up a few bankers and journos from the rafters would've been an inspired way to begin the games. Eh Rich ? Rich ? Are you there Richie ?