Theresa May has been done up like a kipper over Abu Qatada/April 20th 2012.

Richie - Old Wob breathed a sigh of relief this morning as Ma Roberts finally climbed into her Range Rover and returned to the Tory shires after her extended Easter visit. But alas poor Ma left these parts not in the best of humour, having witnessed Teresa "Kitten Heels" May's balls-up of the Qatada deportation ontop of "Vlad the Impaler" Osbourne's botched budget and Wisteria's hilarious stand-up routine as he tried to convince the British public he partakes of a Cornish pastie now and again! "After 50 years a Tory Party member I'm going to rip up my membership card" she snivelled. "This is a government of first class incompetents and nincompoops, Wob!" Ma will now join the small number of loons and fruitcakes howling at the moon in support of anti-europe UKIP even though they had trouble spelling out to her their other policies when she rang to enquire about membership. "But we do enjoy a jolly get together once a week with champers and canapes" they said and that seemed enough to seal the deal! Mad in Sham & Cleggy's Bwoken Bwitain I say!