How to avoid airport security: Wear a burka/May 11th 2012.

Richie - Old Wob booked a romantic mystery weekend as a surprise for my dear Thai wife Mrs Bob No 3's birthday. Mrs Bob was so excited at her wonderful pressie that she decided to dress up in traditional Thai costume for the occasion. Well, there were gasps and applause from well wishers in our village as we emerged from Roberts Towers to our waiting limo (complete with flat screen tv and champers on tap!) Old Wob's comb-over and corsage well laquered and Mrs Bob's silken dress and immaculate hairdo worthy of the red carpet. But the day didn't go according to plan, Rich. The surprise destination was Luton which just happened to be hosting an EDL demo! Spying Mrs Bob in the back our limo was subjected to vile abuse from the raging fascist hoardes who accused her of being an Islamist and, worse, the daughter of Bin Laden. Of course, our weekend was ruined but no matter - as long as barmy right-wing-windbag stereotypes prevail all here in the UK will be fine, I say, innit! (Hic!) (Fart!)