Whatever the BBC say, Britain is still mainly white, Christian and straight/September 30th 2011.

Richie - Yesterday Old Wob mounted an undercover operation to gatecrash the Tory conference posing as a blue rinse lady of independent means. I slipped into one of Mrs Bob's best frocks, added a blonde wig, fishnets and heels, and infiltrated the local Tory coven making its way by coach to Manchester. And what a swell journey it was Rich! The champers flowed and Lady Mimsy Breakwater brought along a couple of Harrods hampers to lighten the journey. We sang all the favourite Tory songs, including "Shoot the Poor", "All Lefties Are Gay" and "We Are The Nasty Party" and much of the conversation yearned for a bygone England in which serfs were whipped to church on Sunday and crowds gathered at Tyburn to cheer public hangings and floggings. The only blemish was when the chair of the Young Tories got amorous on the back seat and burst one of my falsies. Thankfully there were plenty of I Love Maggie balloons floating about whereupon I stuffed two down my frontage and no one was any the wiser!