Tuesday

Those wicked 'Tory cuts' - women and children first/February 15th 2011.

Richie - I was intrigued to see a council job ad in our local newspaper, the Come-To-Piddle Blusterer, seeking two "Counselling Officers" to help people who have been scared half to death by reading Right-Wing Windbag Columnists like yourself. I made my way pronto to the local library to do further research but sadly it had already shut down. No matter, old Wob persevered, and managed to collar a council offcial in the know on the steps of county hall. Wishing to remain anonymous she said that more and more folk are becoming clinically depressed through reading the lunatic ramblings of yourself and Mel Philips. "Everybody knows Cameron is trying to palm the blame for cuts onto Tory and LibDem councils and that his Big Society is an embarrassing sham. By helping people negotiate govt propaganda in a safe and caring environment these posts will help save the NHS millions." In fact, she whispered, some people had become so obsessed with Lord Richie they wrote to him twice a week! Mad I say!

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