Mind How You Go Awards 2011/March 1st 2011.

Richie - Last night was the annual Right Wing Windbags of the Year awards ceremony in the snug of our village local and I can report that all regulars were well suited and booted for the occasion. Up for grabs were the famous Windbag statuettes, cast in papier mache by local schoolchildren and fashioned in the shape of an overweight, vomit-drenched Fleet Street journo. Many of the awards were rather predictable. Sarah Palin won US Fruitcake of the Year for the third time and the EDL again beat the ailing BNP to the Knuckledraggers award. Mad Mel Philips grabbed another Howling at the Moon gong while Cuddly Nick Griffin was the ever-popular winner of the Funny Walks prize. However, you'll be pleased to learn that you won top honour - the prestigious Right Wing Windbag of the Year. Arthur Groat accepted the "Windy" on your behalf and made a long rambling speech about gay coppers, evil McBroon, and recycling bins that sent the audience into a deep slumber. Old Arfur did you proud I say!