And this year's Most Diabolical Recycling Regime award goes to.../November 9th 2010.

Richie - In these tough economic times, and with Slasher Osbourne's cuts on the horizon, the elders of our village have been scratching their wizened heads trying to come up with ideas to raise much-needed revenue. One such idea was the hosting of an awards ceremony. With just about every industry having an annual shin-dig to hand out meaningless prizes these ceremonies have become something of a cash-cow, generating torrents of income for the chosen venue. So, you'll be pleased to hear that our village has decided to host the first Right-Wing Windbag of the Year award! We envisage thousands of Right-Wing loonies from around the globe will attend, not least the complete and utter fruitcakes who make up the ludicrous Tea-Party in the USA! In fact, Richie, as an eminent and much-loved British Right-Wing Windbag, you're our first choice as patron! If you're interested drop me a line at: Bob Roberts, Village Hall, Come-to-Piddle, Worcestershire. Mad in unelected ShamCam's barmy Uk innit!