Fight for the right to lie in bed all day/February 21st 2012.

Richie - How right you are to throw your considerable weight behind the unelected Coagulation's slave-labour scheme! Why should our beloved Tesco pay an honest wage for an honest day's graft when the loony Tories will subsidise their profit margins with taxpayers' cash ? This great country of ours didn't get where it is today through justice, fairness and equality for working people! What with record VAT, fuel, & food prices alongside mass unemployment, wage reductions and the slashing of pensions Osbourne's vision of a Victorian economy will be upon us quicker than you can say Welcome to the Poorhouse! It'll be a Little Englander's paradise! Why Marcia Braithwaite's feckless son was recently press ganged into Iain Dunkin Donut's latest hair-brained forced labour scheme and sent to work for a major international news company. He learned many valuable new skills, including how to down seven pints of ale during lunch, how to bribe police officers, and how to hack into the mobile phones of murder victims. He's also become an expert on the colour of Imogen Thomas' knickers! - just the kind of skills our sluggish economy needs to compete with those Asian Tigers I say! (Hic!)