Next on the BBC... those wicked Tory cuts in full/March 11th 2011.

Richie - How right you are to give the Marxist-Leninist Broadcasting Corporation a good kicking! Who cares if Plod, lentil-munching teechers, firefighters, a few Florence Nightingales and far-away squaddies have their pensions decimated! They should all thank their lucky stars that pious Lord Gideon hasn't had to tax the air they breathe thanks to vile Gordy's reckless spending as he baled out the banks! I say the wealthy public sector spongers should give back their gold-plated pensions of 5k a year and help fund poor 27m a year Bob Diamond's struggle to put Barclays on an even keel! And Richie I was shocked - nay appalled - to see that dozy bird from The One Show wearing a red dress the other night...proof if it were needed that the odious Beeb is riddled with Trots! It's about time the tv licence was ended, I say, then we could all pay Saint Rupert 100 quid a month to watch live topless casino and the Sarah Palin Show! Well done Richie - cutting edge journalism at its best (Hic!)