Man the pedaloes, chaps, we're off to save the Falklands/February 19th 2010

Richie - The landlord of our village pub Big Frank, a former BNP-supporter now reborn as a tree-hugging climate-change activist, has seen his trade improve seventy per cent after introducing a number of innovative ideas. His Food of the World pub grub has been a big hit, so too his Womad-style karaoke nights during which locals warble along to their favourite song by Himalayan Yak farmers and Amazonian frog impersonators. But with the election nearing, Frank has come up with a tip-top idea, namely Dave Cameron Night. Locals will be invited to sit in the snug and imitate the Tory leader by drinking seven or eight pints of Guinness and playing darts whilst speaking in a cut-class Etonian accent. Future events include William Hague night (punters sink sixteen pints of bitter whilst wearing a silly baseball cap and speaking in a thick Yorkshire accent), and Nick Griffin Night, during which a competition will be held for best "funny walk" to the bar. Mad in GB's UK, innit!