Blind justice or just another fine mess?/May 18th 2010.

Richie - I was busy hoarding a few tins of dried milk and packs of biscuits in the shed in anticipation of Slasher Osbourne's austerity budget when I noticed several bags of nitroglycerin on one of the shelves. It transpired that my dear Thai wife Mrs Bob No 3 was intending to send bomb-making equipment to her Red Shirt cousin who is caught up in the anarchy there. I explained to her that armed insurrection is frowned upon here in dear Blighty and anyway the British Postal Service would more than likely deliver her stash to Bangor rather than Bangkok. She retorted that no lesser person than Lord Littlewon of Windbag Way was today calling for people to rise up and "burn down government buildings". Again I explained that such pronouncements were merely in the best traditions of British satire and not be taken seriously although with the assault on our freedoms now being enacted by the ConDem coagulation of the unelected perhaps your idea Rich isn't all bad! Mad in ShamCam's UK innit!