Move over Swampy, it's us who should be protesting/October 18th 2011.

Richie - Greetings from the Occupy the London Stock Exchange demo! Yesterday Old Wob and Mrs Bob No 3 fired up the Jag and hot-footed it to St Paul's in order to take part in the global struggle against loony-tunes capitalism! And what a swell time we're having, Rich! We've met all manner of honest folk - from hard-up grannies to university lecturers to small business owners who are sick to the back teeth of Shameron's Coagulation of the Featherweights! We all cheered when the wonderful Julius Assange spoke on the hallowed steps (and he's not a mere email hacker as you incorrectly say, Rich, but a courageous informant of what corrupt governments are up to, so get your facts right I say! Saint Julian puts to shame the lazy political commentators of this land who pontificate from their ivory towers!) This afternoon, after I've snoozed in my comfy chair, we intend to zip up the Roberts tent and catch a few West End shows. So, not only is Old Wob saving the world, Rich, but I'm saving a fortune in hotel bills! Mad I say!