We REALLY don't need to know these politicians' gory details/September 3rd 2010.

Richie - We were in the snug reading Tony Blair's memoirs (and having a thorough giggle at the toilet references - what a fine sense of humour our esteemed ex-PM has been blessed with!) when a well-known local Tory Turnip called by for an post-work snifter. Of course, we expected him to turn the colour of a kipper and hurl mouth-foaming insults at our reading matter. Blair has that effect on Turnips - understandable considering he consigned Thatcher's Colonel Blimp-Blue-Rinse brigade to the margins of British politics! So imagine our surprise when said Turnip sat at our table all dewey-eyed for the heady days of Nu Labour! "I made a fortune during Blair's watch" he sighed. "The country was stable, we stood firm with our closest ally in the war against terror, public services were well-funded...now we've got the brokeback coalition making up policy on the hoof and a Foreign Secretary reducing the UK to a laughing stock! How I miss Blair!" Mad in ShamCam and Cleggie's loonybin UK innit!