Earth to Mister Ed: Who's the Daddy?/September 27th 2010.

Richie - A very smart, professional, upwardly-mobile couple moved to our sleepy village only a few weeks ago and were well received by locals until - horror of horrors! - it was discovered that they were not married and had a child out of wedlock! Well, as you an imagine, there were numerous grumblings among the upstanding residents amongst us, not least my good self whose belief in marriage remains undaunted, so much so that I'm now trying it out for a third time! But I digress. This couple were naturally given the moral cold shoulder. Prayers were offered in church and a member of the local hunt even tried to refuse them entry to the village fete! Things came to a head when masked men captured the poor fellow and placed him in the village stocks so that he might see the error of his ways! Needless to say they scarpered pronto back to the left-wing, devil-worshipping metropolitan cess-pit from whence they came. A great victory for Cam and Cleggy's all-new shiny loony-bin UK I say!