It's Lord Stratchclyde or Kevin Costner... Taste the Difference/January 25th 2011

Richie - Saturday afternoon we piles into the XJ6 - me, Bunty, Arthur Groat and Chopper - and heads towards Villa Park for the big evening clash with Man Citeh. All in high spirits as you can imagine singing songs about Villa's new prospective forward line Young, Bent and Keane! We have a snifter or three in the Witton Arms and then sign in to the hospitality suite for cocktail snifters and club sarnies all round. Well tanked up and fed we find our seats only to discover horror of all horrors that we're surrounded on all sides by members of the female persuasion! I mean, Rich, what is the world coming to ? Women attending footy matches! Next thing you know the blighters will be after jobs and the vote! No matter. All was forgiven when our new hero slotted home the winner. "We are Villa and we are Bent!" we sang while the girlies clapped and shouted "Ra-Ra-Ra" and "Well Done" and ate organic Ryveta crispbread with Philadelphia spread...shouldn't be allowed in a civilised country I say!