Are you being nicked? Fasten your seatbelt/January 6th 2011.

Richie - Well done for giving the vile knuckledraggers from the BNP a good kicking in your esteemed column! How dare these deranged excuses for human beings send obscene letters to Lord Billy Bragg's Dorset mansion! And if these racist animals have sent material of a similar hue to your good self, Lord Richie, you should put it in a sealed plastic bag and take it pronto to your nearest police station so that our upstanding law enforcement officers can investigate. The BNP - and EDL - constitute a threat to national security of the highest order and all members of these hideous organisations should be rounded up, put in an old fishing boat, and cast off from these shores in hope that they are never seen again! After all, these monosyllabic cretins are never going to discover a cure for cancer, eh Rich ? Peace and love to you Lord Richie! Harmony between all races I say! And if you're going to San Fransisco, Rich, make sure you wear a flower in your hair (nudge nudge wink wink!) Hic!