You're corrupt and you know you are/May 31st 2011.

Richie - Who would have thought it! An unpopular snakeoil salesman at the helm; pre-election jiggery-pokery with dodgy deals done behind closed doors; embarrassing internal strife; a staggering contempt for the ordinary scotch egg supporter on the street; the absence of a viable plan a,b,c or d...But enough of ShamCam's vile unelected ConDem Coagulation govt. It's the wretched FIFA I want to talk about! Our beloved game of footy is but a wispy shadow of its former self! A corporate cess-pit of prawn sarnies and champagne! How different from back in the early 70s when young Bob and his comb-over scarpered pronto down the wing, a midfield dynamo whose boots covered every inch of the pitch and every inch of the social club bar afterwards! Flat caps, Bovril, jumpers for goalposts, a punch-up at half-time, a snifter or two hidden down my shorts for a mid-match pick-me-up...Football was in good hands until we let Johnny Foreigner join in the fun! Blatter ? What is a Blatter, I say! (Hic!)