Benidorm and boob jobs on benefits/October 8th 2010.

Richie - Residents of our village were invited to meet our new neighbours this week - a couple who've snapped up one of the prime locations in our neck of the woods for a cool five million or so. Mrs Bob No 3 was very excited and dressed appropriately (she wore a traditional Thai ensemble and her much loved Dr Marten boots) for an afternoon of cream teas and canapes, served in the sumptious grounds of the house. We all had a swell time and the new owners, a bank exec and his glam and giggly young trophy wife, were the perfect hosts. The highlight of the afternoon was when our hostess bared her newly inflated breasts for all to see much to the delight of Arthur Groat, spoon-playing octogenarian of these parts. There was no shame and why should there have been ? As our beaming host said: "It's only right and proper that the general public is given a glimpse of her magnificent frontage. After all, the op was paid for by my taxpayer-funded bonus!" Mad in Sham n Cleggy's unfair uk innit!