Juliet Bravo is taking the proverbial by splashing the cash on Shewees/August 10th 2010.

Richie - With profits at Bob Roberts Security Services 4 U going through the roof on the back of the vile, unelected Con-Dem government's public sector cuts I've jetted off on yet another foreign jolly jaunt with Mrs Bob No 3, this time to her sunny homeland Thailand. And would you adam and eve it, while enjoying a pre-lunch snifter at a sports bar in downtown Bangkok I ran into one of your biggest fans! Ex-con "Chopper" Douglas fled from Blighty in the late 90s after being persued by HM plod for GBH and money laundering. "Lttlejohn's right on the money" he told me. "Ex-pats like me look forward to takin' a peek at Richie's esteemed column every Tuesday and Friday. He writes wot we fink! The UK's goin' down the plughole! BNP and EDL all the way mate!" You'll be pleased to know, Rich, that "Chopper" is back on the straight and narrow, happily married to his ladyboy friend Supaporn and awaiting his gender-bending re-alignment op on the NHS! Mad outside Sham n Cleggie's loony UK innit!