This torture inquiry adds insult to injury/July 8th 2010.

Richie - My grandson, Bob Roberts III, is staying with us. A bright little lad he is understandably seething about the unholy ConDem government of the unelected. His school, earmarked for a million pound upgrade under Labour, was at first reprieved from cuts and then, in a farcical about-turn by the incompetent plummy-voiced Tory Ed Sec Gove, not reprieved causing outrage in hard-working communities in the Midlands. Little Bob asked me explain how such a miserable state of affairs had come about and I decided to give him a crash-course in British politics. "Well the Tories are a nasty bunch of self-serving shysters who only help their rich friends while the Lib Dems are a dithering tribe of two-faced lentil-munching wimps. Labour is the only party that helps ordinary working chaps like us." Little Bob then declared that one day he would become Labour PM and fix all the schools in the land. Richie - I wiped a tear from my eye. PM Bob Roberts! Has a certain ring to it doncha think ?