Remake The Sweeney? Don't do it, Guv'nor, it's not worth it/July 6th 2010.

Richie - Now that Wisteria Cameron and VAT bombshell Clegg's ConDem government of the unelected has started decimating the public sector you'll be pleased to hear that Bob Roberts Security Services 4 U is going from strength to strength. In fact, business is so brisk that I've had to employ extra staff to act as guards in the many dormant public buildings my company is now under contract to protect. Interviews were held last week and would you believe there were a hundred applicants for just three posts! And what a motley crew of shirkers, moaners and naer'do wells turned up Richie - a veritable cross-section of the UK's under-achieving Tory-led society! And if I tell you the successful candidates were a Lithuanian cage fighter named Zoltan, a transgender former squaddie named Dorothy, and a Goth single mother known simply as Princess Delora Hemlock of Deep Space 9 it will give you some clue as to the quality of the other 97 job seekers! Mad in ShamCams clogged-up Clegged-out UK innit!