Have you seen this man? Gordon Brown does a disappearing act.../June 18th 2010.

Richie - Myself and Mrs Bob No 3 were out stalking the Lesser-Known Spotted Windbag over the weekend, a rather noisome creature that inhabits middle England. This strange animal can usually be found obsessively feeding its petty prejudices in wheelie bins and recycling centres and making derogatory remarks about refuse collectors. Reports of its predatory instincts have included the theft of box sets of 1970s sit coms and regurgitating the same hysterical nonsense for years on end. It retains a rather comical interest in gay culture although it fiercely denies that its sexuality is anything other than red-blooded hetero. Rumour has it that the Spotted Windbag migrates to warmer climes at various intervals throughout the year, especially to Florida, USA. Unfortunately, despite sitting for eight hours with our sarnies and thermos, we didn't once spot this legendary creature. However, professional Windbag-Spotters have since told us that Tuesdays and Fridays are best. Mad here innit!