It's the jolly boys' outing - directed by Quentin Tarantino/April 1st 2011.

Richie - How right you are to highlight in your esteemed column the vile EDL - that rag-tag of overweight tattooed baldies who can usually be found cheering on Millwall and Norman Tebbit at The Den! These racist, incoherent, belly-brains represent the worst of our sacred isle and it is heartening to know that you, Lord Richie, Britain's Bestest Columnist by far, are prepared to stand up and denounce the violence and terror these thugs bring to our streets. It is an affront to democracy that a few hundred drunks masquerading as English 'patriots' are allowed to inflict fear, division and intolerance into proud upstanding communities, so much so that hair-brained schemes to bus anti-social kids to Blackpool are given the nod. How different to the peaceful law-abiding public sector workers last week! That true English gent Sir Bobby Robson got it right when, as manager of Ipswich, watching the Millwall Nazis riot in 1978, he said to bring in the flamethrowers! That's the spirit I say!