Why can't our own Cybermen zap the WikiLeaks man?/December 17th 2010.

Richie - How right you are to criticise namby-pamby whistleblower Julius Falange! How dare this Wikipeek supremo expose the slaughter of innocent men, women, children and journos in Afghanistan! These towel-heads are of no consequence, eh Rich ? and, as you said about the Ipswich prossies, weren't exactly gonna discover a cure for cancer! This androgenous Swedish mischief-maker should stick to front page headlines about wheelie-bins, the vile Labour Trots and trans-sexual tittle-tattle - the meaty stuff that really matters to alpha scribes, eh Rich ? And as for that multi award-winning Leftist traitor John Pilger, well, I say that his brand of campaigning journalism has no place in modern-day Britain and he should be embedded up to his eye-balls in concrete, preferably somewhere on the M6. You know, since I've been taking my new medication I've been coming round to your point of view on a number of issues, Rich. (Ketamine IS ok for a tickly cough, eh Rich ? Rich ? You there Rich ?)