Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells... chaos all the way/December 21st

Richie - Our village has been submerged beneath tons of snow for the past few days, limiting the delivery of provisions. But, in a display of fine British values, a workers' co-op has been set up in the local snug so that the vulnerable and needy don't go without. My good friend Lady Tabitha Willmot-Brown donated several Harrods Xmas hampers to the cause and Mrs Bob No 3 has been rustling up a daily pot of her famous Thai stew. Needless to say, the frozen evenings are filled with merriment and the best of local entertainment! We've had Arthur Groat playing his spoons, Dr Singh performing his magic tricks, and Marcia Braithwaite's saucy XXL burlesque show is the talk of the county! On Saturday we're holding a Julius Assange benefit night with locals performing versions of your witty Xmas song re-writes! So your labours will, in a small way Rich, be supporting the cause of free speech and helping a truly brave man in his battle against authoritarianism! Well done Littlejohn I say!