Fireworks, gunpowder, treason ... and Plod/November 5th 2010.

Richie - Earlier this week we villagers held our annual pre-bonfire night pow-wow to choose a deserving effigy to burn on the village green and the candidates were many! Gideon Osbourne (the man who stole your retirement years), Wisteria Cameron (the man who sold our military to the French), Iain Dunkin Donut (king of the ideological fruitcakes), Squire Pickles, Fag-Ash Clegg, Danny the Ginger Rodent...the list seemed endless! Deliberations went on until late into the night and several hearty snifters all round were sunk! Eventually, though, a name was chosen. The effigy will be that of a man who is well used to breathing hot air in public; a man whose whingeing and whineing about the police and our public servants is legendary; a man whose lack of research and objectivity is matched only by his bigoted, Right-Wing views. Yes, Richie, congratulations old son! Tonight Lord Littlewon of Windbag Way will grace the top of our village bonfire and what a spectacle it will be! Makes you proud to be British I say!