Callous judges have sentenced Elaine to life without dignity/July 8th 2011.

Richie - Old Wob was up with the lark this morning and, after a quick swill and hurried brush of the comb-over, I was first in the queue at the newsagent so as to catch up with this country's bestest columnist's thoughts about the shocking revelations of this week. And I must say, Lord Richie, I wasn't disappointed! Who would have thought that Red Ed Milliband is a dead-ringer for a macaque monkey! It simply beggars belief! Needless to say all law-abiding folk hope there will be a thorough police investigation into this sordid affair and that prominent Lefty heads will roll. In fact Richie I hear the PM himself is about to give a special press conference about this most important issue. Thank goodness we have cutting edge journos like yourself to keep us up to speed! How different from the vile Marxist Pol-Pottist lentil-knitting public-sector-loving Guardian with its daily tittle-tattle about the so-called "cuts" and outrageous attacks on our beloved private sector! Richie4PM I say!