It's not only rape victims betrayed by the system/May 20th 2011.

Richie - Last night saw the premiere of our Operatic Society's spring production! And what a gala evening it was for all concerned! Hello Dolly was the original musical of choice with the storyline transposed to the Gorbals. However, months of luvvie tantrums saw Hello Dolly being ditched and a hastily assembled new show (a comedy in the best G & S tradition called All Aboard The Big Society), rise from the ashes. Well, it proved to be a rip-roaring success, with Mrs Bob taking the lead and a saucy chorus of ladyboys flown in to add lashings of glam. Old Wob even made a cameo appearance, playing a right-wing windbag journo whose twice-weekly blatherings are ridiculed throughout the land! I appeared to great applause out of a wheelie bin and had to chase a busty health and safety official round the stage whilst singing "I might not be Tolstoy but I can parody a sit-com or two!" before my second number, "She Woz Only A Prozzie From Ipswich!" brought the bally house down! Mad I say!